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Middlesbrough Council Moving Forward...

With enforced Town Hall created localised Housing Market Failure... your assets are safe in our hands... Golden Demolition B-A-L-L-S are our watch words to the people... profits for all excluding the rightful owners of the town centre gold bearing land... long live... our democracy... our power... and... our freedom to spin... RIP honesty integrity and justice...

Proud to be looking after Middlesbrough... you! your home! your assets! and our well being!... contact made here to send your praise... remember your B-A-L-L-S are in our hands...

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Middlesbrough Council Executive.
Middlesbrough, Teesside, Yorkshire, United Kingdom.

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Middlesbrough Objective

Health & Safety are our watch words... Middlesbrough Council Executive plan to work with Tees Valley Unlimited placing Health & Safety at the forefront of all past, present and future ventures. We undertake to provide no matter the cost a New Vision of Middlesbrough. A New Disney Land Vision for our futures the Executive's that is has been created at great cost for this new vision Middlesbrough Central Garden. We envisage all those who work within Middlesbrough Town Hall will benefit vastly by the Central Garden features of Art Galleries and Fountains. To make this a safe and friendly atmoshere so our work within the Town Hall can go on undisturbed we will be at great cost providing a mass of security measures to keep out the "riff raff" of Middlesbrough those ordinary people who prefer living in the unprotected cancer ridden parts of town.

Middlesbrough Experience

2002 - 2007 Middlesbrough Council opened a new section due to preferential customer demand. The new Middlesbrough Planning Section will be called Planning by Bulldozer & Moonlight... calls for naming this new department Planning by Torch Light were rejected.

  • Any planning applicants can use this service including
  • Planners wanting to demolish Buildings of Local Heritage & History
  • Advice will be given for the best ways to negate building status
  • Flaws in Planning Law will be pointed out
  • Private meetings can be arranged prior to Planning Commitee meetings
  • Applications by other parties for the same building will be refused
  • Lists will be available of the best combustible materials i.e. petrol etc.
  • Historic Buildings can be demolished if you are friends or partners
  • Health & Safety methods are not needed whilst demolishing buildings
  • All lunatic building projects considered, the dafter the better

MBC - Middlesbrough People History & Heritage are safe in our hands.

Middlesbrough Applications

2002 - 2007 Middlesbrough leads the UK in demolition without development. The Middlesbrough Dock and Middlehaven experiment has been hailed one of the biggest success stories to date regarding wasteful spending and incompencey by a Local Authority, left for 20 years due to Toxins and Carcinogenic Chemicals in ground soil and water. North Ormesby comes a close second when over 100 years of Chemical waste dumping the site was covered up with gravel, grassed over and given the all clear. Middlesbrough Council lead the field when it comes to sweeping the dirt under the carpet, instead of professionally cleaning the area. MBC continue to have Toxins and Chemicals buried along with their heads under the sand.

  • Despite soil & water being highly toxic new builds appear.
  • Riverside Stadium built on top of a Tank Farm, Cyanide Arsenic etc.
  • Manhattan Offices built near a glue factory site, Asbestos Anthrax etc.
  • Middlesbrough College to be built on Toxic land in Middlehaven.
  • North Ormesby land fill 100 years of Chemical dumping covered up.
  • Middlesbrough repeated flooding assisted by building on flood plains.
  • Middlesbrough plans to build relief road on flood plain resurfaces.

MBC - Middlesbrough People History & Heritage are safe in our hands.

Mbro Labour... costs to tax payers...

2005 - 2006 Middlesbrough Labour Party Councillors Expenses Claims... Do Middlesbrough Labour Party Members lead Teesside... in claiming expenses... are Tax Payers getting value for Money?... New competitions are to be announced soon... i.e. spot that Labour Councillor on the Bus... spot that Labour Councillor at the Oil Well... spot that Labour Councillor at Middlesbrough Town Hall... Guess that Labour Councillors actual time spent at the Town Hall... Guess that Labour Councillors other expense claims... money from other Local Government bodies... who needs a casino in Middlesbrough... when money like this is available...

  • S Biswas.. £6,116.12..
  • B Brady.. £26,066.60.. well done.. how much extra from Erimus?
  • S Bloundele.. £10,980.69..
  • M Booth.. £11,251.25.. well done.. how much extra from Erimus?
  • J Brunton.. £18,377.96..
  • D Budd.. £17,861.29.. well done.. how much extra from WMNT?
  • M Carr.. £16,842.75.. well done.. how much extra from Erimus?
  • G Clark.. £11,458.89..
  • J Cole.. £11,251.45..
  • B Coppinger.. £17,960.18..
  • E Dryden.. £11,251.45..
  • J Ismail.. £6,824.88..
  • J Jones.. £9,516.33..
  • J A Jones.. £6,259.21..
  • B Kerr.. £16,912.95..
  • E Lancaster.. £8,523.47..
  • J McPartland.. £13,979.49.. well done.. how much extra from Erimus?
  • P Porley.. £8,744.57..
  • R Regan.. £8,490.04..
  • C Rooney.. £11,251.45..
  • B Taylor.. £14,009.49.. well done.. how much extra from WMNT?
  • J Taylor.. £6,492.00.. well done.. how much extra from Erimus/WMNT?
  • P Thompson.. £17,430.85.. well done.. how much extra from Erimus?
  • N Walker.. £16,457.39..
  • L Wilson.. £10,363.80..

Mbro Labour... time spent

2005 - 2006 Middlesbrough Labour Party Councillors times spent at the Town Hall... and on activities expenses are claimed for... such as on the bus... at the oil well... in the car... this is a variation to that ever famous card game... Find the Lady... renamed... "find that Labour Councillor"... well Labour do want to play at the Casino...

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